IMAGINE; You’re a slave to your pheromone’s…

… and you’re on a fun filled fantasy forum, fuelled by testosterone, seeking a fabulously fecund, feral fucker, for a full-on, fettered fuckfest of fornication.
Why would you respond to an; empty, soulless, mindless, “Hi,” from a faceless,
faggoty, facile flake, with a featureless, faux profile?
Feeling flushed, febrile, and fetishistically frustrated. Floundering, words failing me 😱 I’d be forced to respond with the time honoured, Fascist, philosophical phrase -
“Go flog your own ferret, you festering, phallic fuck-wit…”
Or, perhaps I might try a little sarcasm ?